You're completely useless in the revolution.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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