did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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