Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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