Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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