Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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