I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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