It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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