the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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