How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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