why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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