try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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