I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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