I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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