dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
MIDGETS
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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