She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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