You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Randomize