my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just had sex on a roof
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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