Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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