Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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