Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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