I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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