Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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