i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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