Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
