I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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