Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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