Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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