I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just invented taco cereal.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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