I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.