Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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