We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just cropdusted the office
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm too high and old for this...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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