It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You ate ashes out of my bong
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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