I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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