He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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