She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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