what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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