direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Houston, we have a squirter
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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