For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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