Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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