i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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