Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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