Nicole vs. Life
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Will exercising make me less horny?
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