whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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