I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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