there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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