SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
