people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think Iβm in love
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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