He is an equal opportunity slut.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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