Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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