Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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