then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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