are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Two words: blizzard sex
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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