Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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